Such toxic behaviour.
We're on an island somewhere in the Sea of Thieves. A Skeleton wearing a purple bandana Walks up the beach, approaching another Skeleton (Salty Frank) who's laying in pieces on the ground.
Bandana Skeleton: Hey, Frank. What happened to you?
Salty Frank: I was mindin' me own business in th' bushes, when a filthy pirate snuck up an' shot me!
The bandana Skeleton kneels down and starts to gather up Salty Frank's bones.
Bandana Skeleton: Uh-huh. And what were you doing in the bushes?
Salty Frank: I was waitin' ta ambush his crewmate.
The bandana Skeleton pauses, and looks across at Salty Frank.
The bandana Skeleton looks accusingly at Salty Frank, who yells back at him.
Bandana Skeleton: ...you do see the irony here, right?
Salty Frank: BUT IT'S OK WHEN I DO IT