"Hi, I'm Captain F., and it's been 217 days since my last empty threat."
We're on an island in the Sea of Thieves. Two skeletons (one wearing a bandana) survey the scene.
Skeleton: What a lovely day!
Bandana Skeleton: It sure has ben peaceful lately, huh?
The skeletons recoil as an unseen voice interrupts the quiet...
Voice (Off): HEH HEH HEH...
The skeletons turn around swiftly to see Captain Flameheart peeking over the horizon! They are not pleased, and begin to shout at him.
Bandana Skeleton: Hey! We see you back there, waiting until we least expect it!
Bandana Skeleton: GO AWAY!
Flameheart: BUT... MY SUPPLIES ARE DWINDLING...
Skeleton: NO! Go plot somewhere else, shouty cloud man!