Filed under "Won't Fix: Hilarious".
We're on an island somewhere in the Sea of Thieves. A Skeleton wearing a red bandana stands philosophically staring into the sky. Next to him, another Skeleton (Bill) leans back against a rock.
Bandana Skeleton: Hey, Bill...
Bandana Skeleton: You ever wonder if there's anything bigger out there? Like a higher power?
Bill sits up, addressing the Bandana Skeleton.
Bill: Ah, you mean the algorithm.
Bandana Skeleton: Algo what now?
Bill sits forward, counting things off on his fingers.
Bill: The algorithm. It chooses what weapons we have, which treasure we're guarding, where we spawn...
Interrupting Voice: WHERE WE SPAWN?
Our viewpoint moves around the rock that Bill was leaning on to show a skeleton who's spawned inside the rock. He's most definitely stuck there - only part of his skull, his hands and a knee are visible through the surface. Bill and the Bandana Skeleton look surprised.
Stuck Skeleton: IN THAT CASE I WOULD LIKE A WORD WITH THIS ALGORITHM