Panel 1:
We're on an island somewhere in the Sea of Thieves. In the background, two Skeletons (one wearing torn pants, and another in a red bandana) discuss a shambling figure in the foreground. This figure is Baggy Greg, a Skeleton who wears a bag over his head (these Skeletons are commonly found when searching for Vault Keys in Sea of Thieves).
Pants Skeleton: Why does Greg wear that bag?
Bandana Skeleton: He must be hiding something.
Panel 2:
The Pants Skeleton and Bandana Skeleton shout as Baggy Greg as he shuffles past. He turns to look at them.
Pants Skeleton: HOY! GREG! Take off the bag!
Bandana Skeleton: WE WANNA SEE YOUR FACE GREG
Panel 3:
Baggy Greg starts to remove his bag. The Pants Skeleton and Bandana Skeleton look on in anticipation.
Panel 4:
Greg has removed his bag. He looks totally normal. Nevertheless, The Pants Skeleton and Bandana Skeleton recoil in horror.
Pants Skeleton: HE'S HIDEOUS!
Bandana Skeleton: OH CRUEL NATURE, WHAT HAST THOU WROUGHT?
Baggy Greg says: Make sure your mask covers your mouth and nose.
Skeleton Crew is inspired by Rare Ltd.'s seagoing masterpiece, Sea of Thieves. You'll get more out of the comic if you play the game.
Skeleton Crew is neither affiliated nor endorsed by Rare Ltd. or Microsoft.