I wonder if they get a bulk discount.
A skeleton atop a hill on a remote island (CARL) fires a cannon at a faraway ship that is sailing past.
Carl: KYAH HAH HAH! Take that, ya scurvy dogs!
The skeleton continues to yell. A second skeleton, wearing a red bandana, approaches from further down the hill.
Carl: I'll teach ye ta steer clear o' Crook's Hollow!
Skeleton 2: Carl.
Skeleton 2: CARL!
The second skeleton runs up to the first, gesticulating wildly.
Skeleton 2: Carl, listen. We've talked about this.
Skeleton 2: You can't keep shooting at random ships.
Skeleton 2: Especially ones that are TWO MILES AWAY.
The second skeleton grabs the first skeleton by the shoulders and shakes him.
Skeleton 2: Cannonballs are a finite resource. Now Bob's gotta row all the way to Plunder Outpost to buy more.
Skeleton 2: He only has one arm, Carl. It takes him EIGHT WEEKS.