Panel 1:
A skeleton atop a hill on a remote island (CARL) fires a cannon at a faraway ship that is sailing past.
Carl: KYAH HAH HAH! Take that, ya scurvy dogs!
Panel 2:
The skeleton continues to yell. A second skeleton, wearing a red bandana, approaches from further down the hill.
Carl: I'll teach ye ta steer clear o' Crook's Hollow!
Skeleton 2: Carl.
Skeleton 2: CARL!
Panel 3:
The second skeleton runs up to the first, gesticulating wildly.
Skeleton 2: Carl, listen. We've talked about this.
Skeleton 2: You can't keep shooting at random ships.
Skeleton 2: Especially ones that are TWO MILES AWAY.
Panel 4:
The second skeleton grabs the first skeleton by the shoulders and shakes him.
Skeleton 2: Cannonballs are a finite resource. Now Bob's gotta row all the way to Plunder Outpost to buy more.
Skeleton 2: He only has one arm, Carl. It takes him EIGHT WEEKS.
I wonder if they get a bulk discount.
Skeleton Crew is inspired by Rare Ltd.'s seagoing masterpiece, Sea of Thieves. You'll get more out of the comic if you play the game.
Skeleton Crew is neither affiliated nor endorsed by Rare Ltd. or Microsoft.