Skeleton Crew

Panel 1:
We're on Crook's Hollow, one of the many islands that dot the Sea of Thieves. A Skeleton (CARL) stands next to a cannon, which is perched on a clifftop overlooking the ocean. He contemplates the cannonball that he holds in his left hand. With his right hand, he caresses the cannon. A second skeleton, wearing a red bandana, stands in the background appreciating Carl's New Year's resolution.
Carl: I've learned me lesson.
Carl: This year, I resolve to only shoot at things I can hit.

Panel 2:
Close up on the second Skeleton as he praises Carl's newfound restraint.
Skeleton 2: I gotta say... I'm impressed, Carl.
Skeleton 2: Since Bob went missing with our supplies, ammo has be--

Panel 3:
The second skeleton recoils as Carl fires the cannon manically, with no regard for the ammo he's wasting.
SFX: BOOM
SFX: BOOM
SFX: BOOM

Panel 4:
The second Skeleton despairs, clutching his head and wailing. Carl reloads the smoking cannon, his eye (sockets) staring fixedly out to sea.
Skeleton 2: What are you doing? That ship is TWO MILES AWAY!
Carl: TECHNICALLY I AM STILL HITTING THE SEA