What are you aiming for this year?
We're on Crook's Hollow, one of the many islands that dot the Sea of Thieves. A Skeleton (CARL) stands next to a cannon, which is perched on a clifftop overlooking the ocean. He contemplates the cannonball that he holds in his left hand. With his right hand, he caresses the cannon. A second skeleton, wearing a red bandana, stands in the background appreciating Carl's New Year's resolution.
Carl: I've learned me lesson.
Carl: This year, I resolve to only shoot at things I can hit.
Close up on the second Skeleton as he praises Carl's newfound restraint.
Skeleton 2: I gotta say... I'm impressed, Carl.
Skeleton 2: Since Bob went missing with our supplies, ammo has be--
The second skeleton recoils as Carl fires the cannon manically, with no regard for the ammo he's wasting.
The second Skeleton despairs, clutching his head and wailing. Carl reloads the smoking cannon, his eye (sockets) staring fixedly out to sea.
Skeleton 2: What are you doing? That ship is TWO MILES AWAY!
Carl: TECHNICALLY I AM STILL HITTING THE SEA