Panel 1:
We're on an island somewhere in the Sea of Thieves. A Skeleton wearing a red bandana is reading a checklist while a second Skeleton (wearing a Santa Claus hat) walks past, carrying a box full to bursting with Christmas decorations.
Bandana Skeleton: Okay, time to put up the tree.
Bandana Skeleton: Ornaments?
Santa Hat Skeleton: Check.
Bandana Skeleton: Lights?
Santa Hat Skeleton: Check.
Bandana Skeleton: Tinsel?
Santa Hat Skeleton: Check.
Bandana Skeleton: Lasso?
Santa Hat Skeleton: Check.
Panel 2:
The duo has lassoed a plant skeleton, and is in the process of tying him up and festooning him with tinsel, lights and decorations. He's not happy about this.
Bandana Skeleton: O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree
Santa Hat Skeleton: How lovely are your branches
Plant Skeleton: I DO NOT CONSENT TO THIS
Remember to always water your festive skeletons, lest they shed all over your living room.
Skeleton Crew is inspired by Rare Ltd.'s seagoing masterpiece, Sea of Thieves. You'll get more out of the comic if you play the game.
Skeleton Crew is neither affiliated nor endorsed by Rare Ltd. or Microsoft.