HVB (High Value Booty).
We're on a beach somewhere in the Sea of Thieves. A Pirate and a Skeleton are engaging each other in cutlass-based combat. In the background, a large 'FIGHT' caption has appeared.
The Pirate and Skeleton lock swords. in the background, an Ancient Skeleton starts to dig its way out of the sand. The Pirate turns his head to look at it.
The Pirate disengages from the Cutlass Skeleton, and chases the Ancient Skeleton down the beach. The Cutlass Skeleton regards the scene with dismay.
The Cutlass Skeleton sits on the floor, sobbing into his lap. Next to him, a Gramophone plays a famous song of despair.
Music: Everybody hurts...