A Pirate's-eye view as they look at an Order of Souls wanted poster for Captain Scary Potter (last seen bothering Cauldron Cay). In the background, a skeleton resembling the portrait on the poster (but with a large, suspiciously fake-looking mustache) addresses the reader.
Skeleton: Who? Cap'n Potter?
Skeleton: Never heard o' him, matey.
The skeleton adjusts his coat, nervously. The pirate starts to lower the wanted poster.
Skeleton: Must be a case o' mistaken identity.
The pirate points above the skeleton's head, where a large banner of red text reads Captain Scary Potter. The pirate draws their cutlass. The skeleton regards the banner, crestfallen - the gig is up. His false mustache begins to fall off.
The skeleton runs away, pursued by the pirate. The banner reading Captain Scary Potter remains over his head. Musket balls fly past the skeleton as he runs.
Skeleton: Curse ye, interface designers!