Skeleton Crew

Panel 1:
A sniper skeleton (CRAIG) stands on the shores of an island, holding his rifle and chuckling to himself. Another skeleton walks past in the background, but does a double-take as he sees Craig.
Craig: Eheheheheheheh
Skeleton 2: Craig?

Panel 2:
The second skeleton walks over to Craig and puts an arm around his shoulders.
Skeleton 2: Craig, why are you still on the island?
Skeleton 2: Didn't you read the release notes?

Panel 3:
The second skeleton starts escorting Craig off-panel, pushing him from behind. Craig looks confused.
Skeleton 2: All snipers have been redeployed. Your galleon's leaving.
Skeleton 2: It's life on the open seas for you now, matey.

Panel 4:
Craig has now been pushed off-panel, protesting.
Craig: But my wife and kids are here...
Skeleton 2 (talking over Craig): It's all in the name of balance.
Craig: But...
Skeleton 2 (talking over Craig): Don't argue with the release notes, Craig