Just because you cannon, doesn't mean you shouldnon.
We're on Wanderer's Refuge, one of the many islands that dot the Sea of Thieves. A Skeleton has climbed into the barrel of a cannon, while a second Skeleton stands behind the cannon, ready to fire.
Skeleton 1: I have an idea...
Skeleton 1: ...if we shoot ourselves out of the cannons, we can take the meatbags by surprise!
Skeleton 1: FIRE!
The second Skeleton files the cannon.
The second Skeleton looks to the sky through the smoke emanating from the cannon, shading his eyes (eye sockets, really) against the sun. He needn't look very far though, because the first Skeleton's charred skull plops out of the end of the cannon, accompanied by some fragments of bone, and bounces on the ground.
SFX (small): Dok
The second Skeleton looks down at the first Skeleton's skull.
Skeleton 2: Where you drunk when you came up with this, or...?
Skeleton 1: I DID NOT SAY IT WAS A GOOD IDEA