Panel 1:
We're on an island. A skeleton wearing a bandana is fiddling with his ribcage whilst clutching some bananas. Another skeleton wearing a red headband approaches. In the background, a third skeleton regards a pineapple.
Headband Skeleton: What are you doing?
Bandana Skeleton: Fixing fruit to my ribs!
Panel 2:
The Headband Skeleton looks on as the Bandana Skeleton continues to fiddle with his ribcage, stuffing more bananas inside. In the background, the third Skeleton looks at the camera, unsure what to do with his pineapple.
Bandana Skeleton: By stuffing every available cavity with supplies, we're ready for any battle!
Panel 3:
The Headband Skeleton points at the Bandana Skeleton, who stands proudly, bananas poking awkwardly from between his ribs. In the background, the third skeleton has grabbed a cutlass and is sawing the top off his skull.
Headband Skeleton: You're nuts.
Panel 4:
A fourth skeleton (Jim) stumbles into the scene, coconuts dropping out of his ribcage as he walks. In the background, the third skeleton has placed the pineapple inside his skull. The leaves stick out the top of his head like hair.
Bandana Skeleton: No, I'm bananas.
Bandana Skeleton: Jim's nuts.
Jim: Impractical, but delicious!
He used to be pomegranates, but it turns out he's allergic.
Skeleton Crew is inspired by Rare Ltd.'s seagoing masterpiece, Sea of Thieves. You'll get more out of the comic if you play the game.
Skeleton Crew is neither affiliated nor endorsed by Rare Ltd. or Microsoft.