Skeleton Crew

Panel 1:
We're at Plunder Outpost, next to the Reaper's Bones emissary shrine. There's a skeleton in a cage, hanging from a wooden post. The cage has a cloth hanging from it, bearing the mark of the Reaper's Bones. Below the cage is a table, stacked with candles, chalices and arcane artefacts. Crates and scrolls litter the ground surrounding the table. The skeleton looks excited.
Skeleton: I'm so glad the Reaper's Bones have given me this platform. I've got lots of new and original ideas to share, and I'm sure people can't wait to hear them!

Panel 2:
We close in on the skeleton. Two Reaper's Bones emissaries have arrived at the shrine, dressed in full faction garb (hoods, gold masks, and so on). The skeleton waves at them happily.
Skeleton: Hello, friends! What do you think about the double-gun meta? I think it's OP and cheap. I'm cutlass for life! There should be PVE-only spaces, don't you think? And larger ships with more crew members! Right?!

Panel 3:
The Reaper's Bones emissaries regard the skeleton in silence. The skeleton grins, and gives a thumbs-up.

Panel 4:
The camera pulls back out. The Reaper's Bones emissaries are nowhere to be seen, but the shrine is in total disarray. The table has been tipped. crates and been kicked over, and the skeleton's prison has been thrown to the ground. The skeleton's limbs stick out of the cage at funny angles, and the cloth that was hanging from the bottom of the cage is now draped over it. It's also on fire.