It's a cat's life on the Sea of Thieves.
We're sailing the Sea of Thieves, viewing a battle between a player galleon and a Skeleton Ship. The player galleon fires on the Skeleton Ship with its cannons.
SFX: BOOM BOOM BOOM
We're on board the Skeleton Ship. Its captain (Captain Murray) looks over the railing at the attacking galleon as his crew steer the ship and run around in the background. Strange-coloured projectiles fill the air.
Captain Murray: By th' Kraken's maw! What be this accursed new ammunition they be firin' at us?
One of the crew approaches Captain Murray. In the background, the skeleton that is steering the ship has been struck in the head by one of the projectiles fired from the player galleon.
Crewmember: Haven't you heard, Captain Murray?
The Skeleton Ship is now overrun with felines. Captain Murray has one on his hat, and one is clawing at the skull of the crewmember that was at the ship's wheel. Another sits on the railing looking at the drama, while a fourth rubs around Captain Murray's legs.
Crewmember: They launched cats.