“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
A skeleton galleon - the Sudden Narwhal - roams the Sea of Thieves. At the helm stands Captain Murray, wearing his usual hat and eyepatch. A worried-looking Skeleton Crewmember approaches, holding up a poster which shows a crude drawing of a shark's open maw.
Skeleton Crewmember: Best be careful, Sir. The Shrouded Ghost's been seen in these waters.
Captain Murray: HA! A likely story, laddie! Everyone knows it's a myth!
We're looking over the side of the ship, down into the waters. A Pale shark with pink-tipped fins approaches. The Skeleton Crewmember looks anxious.
Skeleton Crewmember: Look, Cap'n! Pink fin! Pale body! It's her!
Captain Murray (Off): PAH! 'Tis clearly a Crested Queen painted white!
A wide-angled shot as the Shrouded Ghost lunges out of the water to take a bite of the Sudden Narwhal.
Skeleton Crewmember: It's the Shrouded Ghos...
Captain Murray (interrupting): FAKE NEWS LADDIE