We're on a small, sandy island, where a skeleton sits marooned. He leans against a palm tree. A skeleton cockatoo approaches, and goes to land on the skeleton's outstretched finger.
Marooned Skeleton: At last, a companion of me very own!
The skeleton looks adoringly at the cockatoo as he scratches it under its beak. The cockatoo nuzzles into the skeleton's cheek.
Marooned Skeleton: Someone to share me troubles!
Marooned Skeleton: Someone to have a proper conversation with!
Voice (out of frame): AHEM.
The camera pulls back, and we see that the Marooned Skeleton was not alone on the island - a second skeleton wearing a purple bandana sits against the opposite side of the tree. He doesn't look happy about playing second fiddle to a dead bird.
Marooned Skeleton: ...an intelligent conversation.
Bandana Skeleton: Dude.
Bandana Skeleton: Harsh.