A skeleton wearing an eyepatch and with only one arm (BOB) rows towards an island in the middle distance. In the rowboat is a large sack, tied with rope.
Bob: At last!
Bob: I left in October, but I've made it back with the Christmas shopping!
Bob has now rowed close to the island. He looks happy that his long journey is finally over. In the background, a skeleton wearing a Santa hat waits on the shore. He calls to Bob.
Bob: Now to relax and enjoy the holida--
Santa Hat Skeleton (interrupting): BOB WE FORGOT TO TELL YOU WE NEED CRANBERRY SAUCE
The Santa Hat Skeleton stands on the shore, expectantly. Bob grimaces.
We're far away from the island again as Bob rows away, slumped over and depressed. The Santa Hat Skeleton calls from the shoreline.
Santa Hat Skeleton: MAKE SURE IT'S FRESH
The Santa Hat Skeleton: NOBODY LIKES THE TINNED STUFF, BOB